Rhod Gibert's Best Bits エピソード・リスト
| 英語 | 要点和訳 |
|---|---|
| Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales. | BBC ラジオ・ウェールズがお送りするロッド・ギルバート・ショーです。 |
| If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in my kitchen in London with Mr. Chris Corcoran. | もし君がこれを聴いているなら、君はロッド・ギルバーツ・ベスト・ビッツを聴いているということだ。ロッド・ギルバーツ・ベストビッツ ... それは、ロッド・ギルバートのベストなビッツ。今日はクリス・コーコランとともにお送りする。 |
| Yes, indeed, this is BBC, uh, Radio Wales. ... I always say that after a trail "Yes, indeed, this ..." / It winds me up. | そう、そうなんです。BBC ラジオ・ウェールズでございますよ。... って、おれはいつも番組のイントロの直後にこれを言ってしまう。「そう、そうなんです」って。 |
| That's because you're very slick. | 反応が速くていいじゃないか。 |
| It winds me up when I say it, though. | でもムカつくんだ。 |
| Why? | どうして？ |
| I don't know. | わからん。 |
| What? The "indeed" bit? | 何が？「そーなんです」ってとこ？ |
| Maybe there's a feature in the things you do yourself that wind yourself up. Maybe there's a feature in that. | |
| Chuck it out | |
| Let's chuck it out. Things you do __ jot it down | |
| Forget stuff, that's mine. | ボクは忘れるのが得意だから。 |
| Self-windups. ... There we go. Self-windups. ... I do ... every time ... every time ... every time I try "BBC Radio Wales, I always say "Yes, indeed, this is BBC Radio Wales" it indeed annoys me. It really annoys me. | |
| I don't think you should let it bother you. | |
| I shouldn't let it bother you ... "High, Rhod, whoever you are with today, probably Korky. Could you tell posty Graham to tell Posty Jeff ..." Oh, this is this posty Kev again __ __ They always do this. They use this show as a conduit for just telling each other / They're not talking to each other. | まただよ。こいつら、またこの番組を利用して互いにお知らせをしてやがる。/ |
| Why can't postmen actually speak to each other? | 郵便配達員はなぜ互いに話をしないんだろう？ |
| Well, they are not talking to each other. | |
| Huh huh. | |
| Could you tell posty Graham to tell posty Jeff to tell posty John I'm not talking to him, please." from posty Kev. ... Posty Kev, it was funny that ... it was funny the first few times. | おまえとは口をきかんと郵便配達夫ジョンに言うよう郵便配達夫ジェフに言うよう郵便配達夫グラハムに言っといてくれ。/ 最初の数回は面白かったが |
| still quite funny. | |
| Every now and again I forget that you've written it, and I really do, and I start laughing, I think "Oh, hang on a minute, you did this to me last week. | |
| Ha ha ha. | |
| Uh ... "Morning, Rhod. When I woke up this morning, there were 2,000 milk bottles on my front door. That was a lot to take in" ... that's a line from ... that was a line from Work Experience __if a man had, like, a million milk bottles on his doorstep, I couldn't take it all in ... something like that. | |
| Huh huh. | |
| Andrew, a.k.a. __, stop, uh, stop just throwing my own language back at me, slightly adapted. | __ をちょっと修正して送ってくんのはやめろ。 |
| He's clearly a fan. __ __ | どう見てもファンじゃないか。 |
| __ __ Christmas presents ... "Hi, Rhod and all the other co-hosts." ... This is from Jason in Halifax. " ... My mate has bought and wrapped all his Christmas presents. | 「私の友達はもうクリスマス・プレゼントを全部買ってラッピングも済ませました。」 |
| No way. | まさか。 |
| What day is it? What month is it? What year is it? | 今日は何日だよ？ てか何月？ てか何年？ |
| October. | 10 月だよ。 |
| Huh, that's early. Huh, I guess that's his point. ... "I still have presents I haven't given out from last year. What's the latest present you have given or received?" ... I might say, if I scoured around the house I've probably still got presents that never got given to people / still / Christmas presents wrapped / somewhere ... I wouldn't know / | はえーよ。それが言いてえんだな。/ 去年買って、まだあげてないクリスマスプレゼントがあります。 |
| I bet people have given you stuff you haven't even unwrapped them. | |
| That is not true, mate. | |
| Really? | ほんと？ |
| I'm a very good unwrapper of, uh, presents, although this happened / now / it's got a bad story to it. | ただな、今おれがかぶっているこの帽子、これには残念な逸話が付いている。 |
| Yeah? ... Rhod's wearing a black beanie. | 皆さん、ロッドはビーニーをかぶってます。 |
| I'm wearing a black beanie. | かぶってます。 |
| Just so that listeners at home can understand the image that I've got in front of me. | ラジオをお聴きの皆さんにわかるよう、言っておきます。 |
| my ... this is from my father-in-law, this hat. | これは義理の父がくれんだ。 |
| Yeah? | そうなの。 |
| Didn't I tell you this? Last Christmas | 言わなかったっけ。 |
| No. | 聞いてないよ。 |
| Oh, What a scandal ! | うかつだった。 |
| Oh. It sounds great. I might be a feature or something. | |
| No, it's not. What a scandal ! | |
| Yeah? What happened, then? | それで、何があったの？ |
| Well, I went round to my wife's house, | クリスマスに妻の実家に行ったんだ。 |
| Yeah? | |
| Christmas, | |
| Yeah. So far, standard. | そこまでは普通だな。 |
| Standard. | 普通だろ。 |
| Really predictable. | 予測可能範囲内といっていい。 |
| Her dad is one of those people who get really excited about Christmas, and shops all the year for Christmas presents. | |
| OK. | |
| Constantly / That's nice / Tat (rubbish (presents he buys)), we call it. / | |
| Yeah? | |
| / If he is listening to this, he could get upset by that, ... no, he won't | |
| Yeah. | |
| / he knows it / look out / as soon as Boxing day comes, he's already looking out for the next year 'cause he likes Christmas so much. He gets very excited. / | クリスマスが終わった途端、来年のクリスマスのための買い物を開始するんだ。聴いてたら怒るかな。いや、そんなことはない。自覚してるから。 |
| That's great. | |
| So, he's looking out, and wherever __ __ / look at that / in February / all / next Christmas," Right? / | おお、見ろよ、あれなんか、次のクリスマスに誰かにあげたら喜ぶぞ。 |
| He is one of the world's Mr. Christmases. | ... |
| He is / you know. ... Often ... often things reduced, if I'm honest. | |
| Huh. Is that the driver? | そういうことか。 |
| That's part of it. He likes a bargain as well. | それもある。お義父様はお買い得品もけっこう好きなんだ。 |
| Yeah. | |
| You know, it's half auction, half shopping, half gambling ... | |
| from? | |
| Carmarthen. | |
| Carmarthen __ | |
| Right. So ... so, last Christmas, I ... I'm unwrapping my 400 presents ... | |
| Yeah? | |
| All right. / he's got me / yeah / I'__ got him __ like a book or something. | おれはお義父様に本か何かあげた。 |
| Yeah. | |
| He got me 400 presents / one of them is this hat I'm wearing now. | それが、おれが今かぶっている、この帽子だ。 |
| Yeah? | |
| At the time I received this hat, I was wearing my favorite hat. | そのとき、おれはお気に入りの帽子をかぶっていたんだ。 |
| Wow ... | |
| My favorite hat ... a hat so, uh ... so charming, so anti-haut, | |
| What? your ... | |
| ... as the French say ... | |
| Is it your cowboy one? | あのカウボーイ・ハットか？ |
| No. It's another hat story. | |
| Save that one for the second half / show | それは後半用にとっときなよ。 |
| at least six hat stories | |
| OK. | |
| In fact, I've got another hat story from this week. | |
| Write them all down before you forget them. | |
| save that for the second half | |
| I left my, uh, my Stetson on a piano in / John Cooper C__'s after-party. How about that? | そのあとのパーティでな。どう？ |
| You are so showbiz. | さすがはロッド。グラマラスな生活を送っているなあ。 |
| I know. Uh ... | まあな。 / |
| That is a story I genuinely wanna know what happend in. Write down, uh ... | |
| Cooper Clerk hat story | |
| Stetson hat on / | |
| Stetson ... piano. ... Right. OK. So, anyway, back to Christmas hat | |
| Back to the initial hat-story. | クリスマス・ハットの話に戻ろう。 |
| Right. So, I was sat there on the sofa in my father-in-law's house, receiving my Christmas presents / in my favorite hat / you know / | |
| brown one? | |
| / French word / It was amazing. | |
| Why is it ... | |
| I used to get ... I got stopped three times wearing that hat by people saying, "Where did you get that hat?" It was like some ... as I said that sentence, I remember ... | なにしろ、呼び止められて、「その帽子、どこで買ったの？」と訊かれたことが三回あった。/ 自分で言いながら思い出したよ。その歌を。 |
| I would like to have one ... | |
| Do you know what ... | |
| Dit they say all of this? / just the same as that | |
| What's remarkable is ... | |
| where did you get that hat | |
| It was a hat like that. | そういう帽子だったんだよ。 |
| Was it? | そうなんだ？ |
| / what / describe it to me / amazing. / | |
| All my life I've heard that song / "Where did you get that hat?", right? / anybody / really say to somebody / | その帽子をかぶっている人に歌を歌ってあげたくなるような / バカな歌だとずっと思っていたんだ。赤の他人がちょっといい帽子をかぶってたからって、わざわざ呼び止めて「その帽子、どこで買ったのですか」なんて、聞く奴なんかいるわけがないだろう、と。しかし、 |
| Well, quite. | |
| / hat so charming, so attractive, so alluring ... | |
| song in the middle of ... | |
| to sing a song to the person wearing the hat. Absurd. ... But three people stopped me in the street. One of them in Tesco in Carmarthen / lady __ __ I was leaning against the freezer, with my hat slightly pulled down over my eyes ... | |
| Jaunty angle? | 気取って斜めにかぶった感じ？ |
| No. Just down over my face. / tried to hide my face as much as possible. | できる限り顔を隠そうと思って。 |
| Did you have / shades on? | サングラスは？ |
| No. | |
| OK. | |
| __ __ __ and I thought she was gonna say, you know, "I recognize you / she went, "Uh, excuse me, Sir" She didn't recognize __ "Where did you get that hat? | きゃあ、ロッド・ギルバートでしょ、とか言うのかと思いきや / おれがロッド・ギルバートだとは気付かなかったらしい。そのかわり彼女はこう言った。「あの、すみませんが、その帽子、どこでお買いになりました？」 |
| Really? | |
| So, uh ... she said __ so, uh ... three people, | |
| OK, / stop teasing. Can you describe it please? | |
| It was, it was ... it was a brown beanie, but it was a sort of cashmere __ it has a lovely flec in it, a lovely flec | |
| was there? | |
| oatmeal, cereal, sort of, uh, flec in it. ... Beautiful. I'll show you a picture. | |
| I've never seen it. | |
| I'll show you a picture. | 写真を見せてやるよ。 |
| Can't you just get it? We are in your house. | 自宅にいるんだから実物があるでしょ？ 実物を見せてよ。 |
| Well, that's the problem. That's the problem. | そこだよ。問題は。それについてこれから話をする。 |
| No. | |
| That's the problem. / What happened then? / about / mate. | |
| your story | |
| I was sat on the sofa, opening my presents ... it __ __, in my favorite hat, | そのときおれはそのお気に入りの帽子をかぶっていた。 |
| Yeah. | ふむ。 |
| ... which, as we know, received a lot of attentions. | ... |
| Sure. | |
| Right. | |
| Sounds like a fine hat. | |
| I opened my present from my father, and one of them was this black beanie. | |
| OK. | |
| No offence, it was cheap black beanie / No offence, father-in-law, / it's a thin, / | いや、お義父様におかれましてはご気分を害していただきたくはねえけど、 |
| summer beanie | |
| really cheap, cheap as chips, bargain-bucket beanie. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And nobody's ever stopped me in this. | / この帽子をかぶっているときは、「どこで買ったの」と訊いてくれた人はいなかったよ。 |
| No? | |
| There were a couple of people said, "Where did you get that tat business __ __ beanie? I bet you got it in a bargain-bin | 「それ、バーゲン品じゃないの？」とほざいた奴が二人ばかり |
| Hoi ! | |
| Anyway, I've never stopped / so, I took off my favorite hat to try on the hat. | |
| As you do ... | |
| As you do ... | |
| on Christmas day ... | |
| on Christmas day / I said / what a great hat | |
| So, I took off my favorite hat, put on the new / cheapo black one / Right? / put it on my head / never seen ... never seen again. Favorite hat, never seen ... must have ... only __ __ conclusion, when it went in the wrapping paper in one of those big bags / recycling / in the bin to recycling / all / wrapping paper. Never been since, never been seen / we turned the house upside down. Carpets up, floorboards up ... | うわあ、いい帽子ですね。/ でな、お気に入りの帽子を脱いだんだ。お義父様がくださった安物の帽子をかぶるためにな。/ そうするよね、クリスマスは。/ そうするよ、クリスマスは。/ 床板のスキマから落ちたりしたのかな / 大きな箱や包装紙に紛れてしまったんじゃないかと。とにかくそのとき以来、そのお気に入りの帽子に二度とお目にかかることはなかった。/ 家中ひっくり返して探した。カーペットをはがしの、床板をはがしのして探したんだが |
| No. | |
| Yep. | |
| Floorboard. | |
| We have | |
| it fall / crack in floorboard / | |
| Don't know. Don't know, mate. Your theory is as good as mine. / never seen / again | |
| shame | |
| / back to the shop / they don't sell any more. /stop doing them | / 店に行ってみたがもう売ってなかった。 |
| Oh. | |
| The person who made the hat was dead. / That's awful, mate / somethiing / for that. | 作ってた人が死んでしまったらしい。/ それは残念なことだったな。 |
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| Heave you read the story about pants? | パンツの話を聞いたか？ |
| The story or "a" story? | みんなが知ってる話？ それとも新しい話？/ |
| It's big news. | |
| No. | |
| __ yesterday. | |
| I've not. | |
| Saturday show, you have to deal with things / happened / in the week. | |
| / moved on. | |
| Sotherners are soft ..." it says / trend / would have remained, I think. | 「南のやつらはヤワだ」だと。 |
| OK. | |
| Uh ... / still intact / Southerners are soft / prefer designer labels __ __ __ __ (Y) front / been a big ... a big ... a big study on the underpant use | 男性下着の使用状況についての調査 |
| Wow. | |
| A big, far-ranging ... uh ... | 大規模な、広範囲に渡る |
| __ __ down | |
| / yeah, it says ... / retail analysts working for a leading department store devised an unlikely but revealing social map of Britain by examining what the modern British gentlemen ... | |
| OK. | |
| ... uh ... has under his trousers. | |
| Huh huh. | |
| It confirms, "suspicions long-held in northern part / Londoners are soft at least if sales of longjohns are anything to go by 14% higher in London. Longjohns. ... Amazing, innit? | ももひきの売れ行きを見るに、こいつらは比較的ヤワなやつらだということだ。 |
| You are genuinely, uh, inspired __ __ this story. | / 君はほんっとにパンツ関係の話が好きだな。/ |
| Aren't you quite interested in pants? I'm always quite interested in pants. Aren't you? | パンツの話は常におれの興味をそそる。おまえは違うのか？ |
| Well, yeah, um ... | |
| Well, if I said I know ... what ... men in Scotland' pants are like, you would be interested | もしおれが、スコットランド人はみんなどんなパンツをはいているか知ってる、と言ったら、おまえは知りたいだろ？/ |
| I wanna know, yeah. I suppose so. | うん、確かに。 |
| Hang on, then. | ちょっと待ってな。 |
| I'm ... I just __ anyone wears longjohns. | ... |
| g__ishly-colored boxer shorts in Scotland. | |
| Is that right? | そおなんだ～。 |
| Yeah. | まあな。 |
| Maybe they've got Tartan in their DNA. | あいつら、DNA もタータンチェックだよ。 |
| I think there is, probably. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Um ... but they're more likely to wear vests in Scot .... / that's just __ weather thing | |
| cold | |
| Oh. In Midland ... what do you think __ __ men in the Midland / | |
| What's the question? | |
| Well, what kind pa ... | |
| What kind of pants? | |
| When you say it loud, it sounds like a very interesting feature ... What kind of pants the men in the Midland wear? | |
| I think they wear, um ... I think they wear ... | |
| I should put tick on this. Tick, tick tick ... | カッチッ、カッチッ、カッチッ、... / |
| like, uh ... jocky ... jocky, skin-type jocky jobs. | |
| Skin-type jocky jobs? | |
| Well, tight ... tight boxer shorts ... what're they called? ... trunks. ... trunks ! | |
| Why do you think that? | なぜそう思うんだ？ |
| Not like speedo. | |
| In the Midland | |
| Well, I just think they're kind of, uh ... I don't know why I think that. | / 何でこんなこと考えたのか自分でもわからない。/ |
| Go on. There must be a reason. There must be a reason why you subconsciously p__ ... you subconsciously p__ for briefs | 思い切って全部言ってみろよ。おまえの潜在意識にある何かが、今のことを言わせたんだろう。 |
| OK, I ... | |
| Because, I tell you, you're right. | 実はそれで正解だから。 |
| Am I? | そうなの？ |
| Yeah. | |
| I imagine that ... | ボクね、思うんだけど ... |
| They wear ... they wear tight little panty-briefs | |
| There you go. | |
| Men in the Midland / all of them / wear / panty / skinny / how / why / | |
| Well, I just think / | |
| What is it about Midland man? | ミッドランドの男の何がおまえにそう思わせるんだ？ |
| I imagine __ Midland man __ a bit like, sort of, maybe, Welsh Valleys man. You know, that kind of, like, / all, kind of, well-groomed and f_ke-tanned, and ... you know what I mean? They look after their appearance __ __ those tight sort of jocky things / kind of ... you know, / | |
| Midland | |
| trendy pants, I imagine. | |
| I didn't know Midland's men / sounds like you are getting quite excited. | |
| What? | |
| Sounds like you're getting quite excited | |
| answer | |
| / all tanned and mascular ... and oiled up ... Yeah. Briefs. Midland's men. I don't know about the Valleys man. __ it doesn't say about what the V__s ... | |
| Does it give a Welsh one? | |
| Uh ... uh, I don't think it does. No. | |
| Oh, what a shame. | |
| Let's have a look ... Midland is brief, Glasgow and Scotland is color ... multi-colored shorts. ... I don't think ... about Wales | |
| same as / Midland | |
| Huh, this is interesting. ... What do you think __ in Norwich __ / over that way / over there? Now then / you / well so far, you've got / on briefs | |
| OK. / you didn't read that one out. That wasn't / one, then. That was something else, was it? | |
| Oh, yeah, that was / already read it ... or did I? | |
| But I would have gone for y-fronty. / | |
| Would you? in Norwich? | |
| Yeah. | |
| why would you have gone for that? | |
| 'Cause __'s just so far away, they're a bit behind the times, aren't they? Do yo know what I mean? Like, / trains take longer / get over / Norwich | |
| Keep digging. Keep digging. Uh ... he says, "It might be ... might be an Alan Partridge thing." | 「これはアラン・パートリッジの影響ではないか」と彼は言う。 |
| Oh yeah? | えー？ |
| Might be, uh __ __ Alan Partridge, men wearing white pants | |
| in his ... in his hotel room, dancing | なるほど。アラン・パートリッジがそれをはいてホテルの部屋で踊っているシーンがあったね。そういえば。 |
| I told you ... that doesn't ... I tell you what doesn't surprise me. Here's what doesn't surprise me: "Manchester and Liverpool: more designer-label-y." | |
| Yeah. | |
| Manchester is a bit designer-label-y, isn't it? | |
| It is a bit designer-label-y, yeah. | |
| It is. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where does that stem from, do you think? | |
| Well, like, uh ... I don't know. | |
| / Is it ... is it / kinda stuff / kind / very designer-label-y / | |
| That's what it is. | |
| Maybe it is that. | |
| It is that. | |
| I told you you'd be interested in / pants study. | やっぱりな。おまえは絶対このパンツ話に食いつくと思ったよ。 |
| Well, yeah. | |
| Unfortunately, it hasn't got / Wales / anybody can let us know, uh, / wears / just __ this room. Dan, what are you wearing? | 手始めに、この部屋にいる人間から調査しよう。ダン、おまえはどんなパンツはいてる？ |
| White. | 白だよ。 |
| White? | 白？ |
| Standard white pants. | 見てみようじゃないか。 |
| Standard white pants? Wha ... let's have a look. ... I'm only ... only joking. __'s standing in the window / my kitchen. Dan ... / | 冗談だよ。 |
| Oh, it's actually, uh, superman underpants / | |
| actually superman underpants / how wrong can you be? / oh, no, hang on a minute, ... I'm just wearing a standard white ... uh ... pants today, Rhod. ... Oh, no, hang on a minute ... / just checked / I seem to wearing skin-tight, red-and-blue licra ... licra superman pants. ... My mistake." ... What are you wearing, Korky? | コーキー、おまえはどんなパンツをはいてる？ |
| Just standard whit pants ... oh, no, wait a minute. ... I'm wearing a pair of luminous thong. | |
| / hang on. Hang on ... I forgot to wear my monokinis today. ... I'm wearing a pair of ... ooo, god. | 今日はモノキニを忘れた。 |
| What are you wearing? | |
| It can be a surprise, __ __ you look down. | |
| your pants | |
| You know what's funny? | |
| Your pants are awful / for a number of years. Your ... your pants were big issue, weren't they, 'cause __ __ with no elastic in any of them. | / ロッド、君のパンツ何とかしろよ。/ もう何年も / ゴムが全部抜けちまってる。新しいパンツを買えよ。 / |
| Yeah. | |
| Have you actually got pants these days? | |
| I, uh ... I've had these pants for a very long time, these pants. / but what's strange / I was amazed that Dan didn't know what pants he had on, and he surprised himself with his pants / but then I've looked down on my own pants / and I'm surprised. | おれは、ダンにどんなパンツをはいているかと尋ねた。ダンはまず「白」といい、次に実際に見てみると、自分で驚いたわけだ。実はスーパーマンパンツをはいていたので。そこでおれは、自分で自分のパンツを見て驚くやつがあるかと思ったが、おれはおれで今自分のパンツを見て、おれはこんなパンツをはいてたのか！ と驚いてしまった。そこでだ。新しいコーナーを作る。/ |
| Ha ha ha. | |
| I wouldn't have said I had these on today. | |
| isn't that amazing? / What an amazing feature ! | |
| Take a moment, chaps, have you ever been surprised by your own pants? ... Take a moment, chaps, to have a look down on your own pants / let's hear from listeners / people / surprise ... I'm very surprised / your pants if | 慌ただしい日常から一瞬だけ離れて、ちょっと、自分がはいているパンツを見てみてほしい。 君は自分がはいているパンツを見て驚くかな？ |
| I know the pants / I | 自分がどんなパンツをはいてるかくらい知ってるさ。 |
| Yeah. But I thought I did. Have a look. | おれもそう思ったが、この始末だ。いいから見てみろって。 |
| Oh, no, ... OK, | |
| / well / blue band on / | |
| I bet you are not / I bet you | |
| __ __ incredible help. | |
| What are they? | |
| Yeah, they are white with, um, blue band on them | |
| / Huh, OK. / | |
| not buggy / more kind of, like | |
| oiled up, yeah? / muscular. ... Hey, have a little look down your trousers to see if your pants surprise you. | |
| ************************************************ | |
| Rhod, I'm still thinking about first names into band names. ... Well, let me ... Well, Phil from __ __, you shouldn't be thinking about that. That was a feature on the show about four years ago ... first names into band names. Pet ... Pete Shop Boys or Kings of __. "I'll get in touch if I think of any more." Don't bother / don't bother. ... "P.S. I too lost a hat once. I hope that'd help." ... It depends ... it depends on if it was your favorite hat, Phil. If it was your favorite hat that you lost | いまだに考えています。/ 「バンド名に人名をねじ込む」は４年前のコーナーだ。そんなもんに応募してくるな。/ ちなみに、私も帽子をなくしたことがあります。この情報が何かのお役に立てば光栄です。/ そのなくした帽子が、あなたのお気に入りだったかどうかによる。/ 役に立つかよ。余計悲しくなった。 |
| a hat, __ it? | |
| a hat, yeah. | ... |
| / yeah / joining in / | |
| He's joining in. But it's more upsetting if anything. | |
| Huh. | |
| ... From Paul __ __ / on the subject of covering your head, I've just seen ..." Huh? " ... cousinit walking around / street / full-lenghth hair down to the floor, front and back, with John-Lennon-type sunglasses." ... All right. | ... |
| That ... that is an unusual look. | 確かに珍しいスタイルだ。 |
| I'm sure whoever, uh, whoever that was, won't appreciate you call them ... | |
| Cousinit. | |
| Cousinit. | |
| Unless they've __ go for that style. | |
| Yeah. But it's unlikely, innit? | ないだろ、それは。 |
| __ __. | |
| Hi, Rhod and Korky, saddest hat story I've ever heared. / Thank you / You see? It is. It is a sad story. | 「今まで聞いた中で一番悲しい帽子バナシです。」だって。ありがとう。わかってくれて。 |
| Yeah. | |
| ... It brought back horrible memories of the loss of my knitted ... my new knitted bob__ hat, which dropped into the sea, waiting for the Caldey Island boat. | ロッド、あなたのおはなしをきいて、私もおニューのニット帽をなくした悲しい出来事を思い出しました。/ 船を待っているときに、海に落としてしまったのです。 |
| Oh. Wow. | |
| __ from Calvin in Summerhill. | |
| That's tough. | 大変だったね。 |
| ... Yeah. That is tough. | 大変だったね。 |
| In __ __ __ __ hat-universe though. I found a beanie / rugby pitch | |
| did / wash up / by any chance? | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| __ beach? | |
| I'm not sure / brown one I / over the years | ボクがもう何年もかぶってる茶色のビーニーがあるでしょ |
| / so / just shows that, you know, the universe __ all counter-balance itself. | これで、宇宙がいかに万物のバランスをとっているかがわかるじゃないか。 |
| Universe is incredible, isn't it? | 宇宙ハンパねえ。 |
| For every action, there's a reaction, Rhod. | すべての作用には反作用がある。 |
| / my first Stetson's the worst one / my first Stetson / god / hit by a bus, run over by a train. All true. ... both true. | バスにハネられるわ、電車にひかれるわで。... 全部実話だ。 |
| Just a hat? | ... |
| Yeah. | |
| What? Did you __ __? | |
| No / hit by a bus. I was standing in it, on Oxford Circus. ... | |
| Hang on. You were standing in the hat? | ちょっと待った。 |
| / you got / story | |
| I told you this before. I'm sure I told you this before. | |
| I don't think you have. | |
| / by a bus in the hat. ... I was wearing a hat with a two-inch brim. And I was hit by a bus at about 30 to 40 miles an hour. It was hailing through in Oxford Circus. __ I was standing on the pavement __ __ / two-inch brim, I got hit in the hat, full-__, by a bus. ... Everybody screamed, everybody jumped, everyone went "Are you all right? All right? / my hat flew up in the air / absolutely fine. __n't touch me. But it hit me in the hat / full-__ / bus | 帽子をかぶっているときに / 時速 30 か 40 マイルでオックスフォード・サーカスをかっとばしていたバス |
| / just / | |
| hit me in the hat / | |
| Right. But / your head | |
| / hat was on my ... / no. I just told you. I did ... / | |
| brim? / | |
| It hit my brim. / | |
| Did it? | |
| Brim, hat / was it the, um ... / brim __ / | |
| Was it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Was it the, uh, | |
| __ __ __ | |
| Was it the mirror of the bus that ... | __ なのは、バスのミラーか？/ |
| the mirror of the bus hit me / if it had hit me ... | |
| Yeah? | |
| I would have been a ... well, I don't know what would have happened, __ / | |
| Wow. ... What / knocked your hat off your head? | 君の頭から帽子を弾き飛ばしたのか？ |
| my hat straight up / about ... a little, a little ... a short time later, | |
| Yeah? | |
| I was in Queensway, uh, tube station on the Central Line, | |
| Huh huh, | |
| I got off a train, and then I was walking down the platform, the train pulled away, and sucked everything and, ... sucked __ air __ hat flew up in the air / train / onto the tracks __ straight under the next train | 地下鉄の駅で、降りたんだ。すると、去っていく電車が巻き起こす気流に飲まれて帽子が舞い、線路の上に落ちて、そのまんま次の電車に轢かれてペタンコ。 |
| You __ __ __ back, I'm assuming. | |
| Of course not. I can't go __ __ tracks to get a hat. | |
| These | |
| even a favorite hat. Yeah. Tragic story, all hat-related. | / お気に入りとは言え、そこまではできなかった。 / |
| You've lost a lot of hats, haven't you / ... Well, two, for sure. | |
| two, so far / coming up / news / gonna have to / | |
| Wow. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well ... / second half, I have loads of hat stories. How many would you want? Five? / Oh ... / I'll do five. | |
| OK. | |
| / I'll do three more after the news / press '3' | |
| Oh, that'd be great. | |
| That's not including yours. Plus one. | |
| Yeah? | |
| Any hat stories. Let's just do hat stories today, shall we? | 今日はもう帽子バナシしかしないことにしよう。な？ |
| ****************************** | |
| Yes, indeed, this is BBC Radio Wales. There it is. | そう、そうなんです。BBC ラジオ・ウェールズでございますよ。ほーら。 |
| You do say it. | |
| I know. | |
| You do say it, "indeed". | 確かに、毎回言ってるね、「そう、そうなんです」って。 |
| I know. Even though I don't wanna say / cause / BBC Radio Wa ... I know I sound like R__ N__ | |
| That's what it is / very experienced broadcaster | |
| / indeed / launched today's feature: Things you do that wind yourself up. Uh ... uh, "Hi, guys. __ things I do that get my own __: 1: I say "Hi, guys." | |
| Huh huh. | |
| ... and 2: I sign off __ with the word __ __ Darren driving south / one / way to work in / Thanks, Darren. | |
| That's a good email. | |
| Good contribution. Uh ... / just / drop you a line because today is another cause for / football celebration. Today, __ FC / celebrates its 160th birthday. This makes __ __ third-oldest football club in the world and the oldest international stadium in the world still in use. I witnessed some wonderful games at the __ over the years, and I hope you both join / people of my town wishing | |
| Absolutely. / happy 160 / happy birthday / I like / | |
| my favorite football team. | |
| Is it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I don't know about the football team, but I just ... I'd like to __ __ gigs in __, | |
| Yeah? | |
| __ hall __ university ... __ wonderful. ... Uh ... This is from / starts his email, "Hope you are not too hang-over after celebrating Wales's __ draw__ against Bosnia last night." | |
| Huh. | |
| I didn't know they did, Uh, football, presumably. "High, Rhod and Korky. Re the pants survey ... | サッカーをやっているとは知らなかった。 |
| Huh, here we go. | |
| I was disgusted to read that Wales / mentioned in the survey / I didn't see / Do I have to stop wearing pants?" says Calvin__ in __ __. / | / なぜウェールズが調査から外されてるんだ？ ウェールズ人はパンツをはくなってのか？」 |
| Uh ... | |
| I don't ... I don't think that's ... I don't think necessarily that's the conclusion you have to draw from it, Calvin. | |
| I don't think / necessarily / have to do. | |
| Having said that, / commando, my boy, ... | とはいうものの、パンツをはきたくないってんなら、 |
| Yeah. If you are looking for an excuse / happy days You don't have to wear them / | パンツをはかずに済むイイワケを探してるのか？ だったら気にすることはない。はかなけりゃいい。個人の自由だ。 |
| Nobody has to wear pants. | |
| law | |
| You do / trousers on. ... "Hi, Rhod. I've just had a look ... I've just had a look / to see what pants / The feature is, have a look at your own pants and see if it__ surprise you. | 法律的には問題ない。ズボンははいてもらわないと困るが。/ 自分で自分のパンツを見て驚いたか教えてくれ。そういうコーナーだから。 |
| That's right. | だよね。 |
| That's the feature. Just __ I looked down on mine / Dan looked down his ... Dan, a production, uh, chap here in the house __ in London / I said "What __ __ pants are you wearing?" / looked down / turned out to be a little / tiny little, uh ... / | |
| covering | |
| / skin-type superman pants on. It surprised him. / | |
| You were surprised. | 驚いてたねえ。 |
| I was surprised. | 驚いてたよう。 |
| I was in the minority of not being surprised by my own pants. | ボクは自分のパンツを見て驚かなかった。少数派だ。 |
| You looked down and you ... the pants you saw were entirely expected. | |
| Yeah. I knew. | |
| / right / this is the feature. | |
| Well, that's why __ __ surprising thing. | |
| Just listening to your pants feature ... says, uh, | |
| Yeah? | |
| ... Before going to the gym, I'm wearing red briefs. | |
| OK. | |
| In my head, they're leather, for some reason. | こいつ、ぜってー革パンツだ。 |
| Right. | ふーん。 |
| Aren't they leather in your head? | そう思うだろ？ |
| No. They are cotton, small, ... you know, cotton | ... |
| Quite old ? Quite old, faded ? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, no. Actually, they're quite vibrant ... in my head | |
| Quite new? | |
| Quite new / in my head / but they are small. But I think / gym and being a body-builder. | |
| Ah, yeah, like | |
| / showing / triceps | 上腕三頭筋を見せびらかして |
| ... all his hair waxed off and ... | 髪をポマードでバーっとバックにしてな。 |
| Yeah. | |
| You've got that muscle image again. | |
| I have. | |
| You are all waxed off. You're all over it today. | / おまえ、今日はそればっかりだな。 |
| I love that muscle image. | |
| ... but I'll be changing ... Oh, you're gonna like this, | |
| Oh, OK, | |
| ... I'll changing into a black ... well, he's got Piece Cardin, but presumably / Pierre Cardin, unless __ __ __ from the market and knock off / Piece / Cardin / Is that what they are? Maybe they are, __ __ __ maybe / knock-off ones. Uh, Pierre Cardin is the, uh, / boxer shorts after my work out / changing | ピース・カルダン？ ピエール・カルダンのことかな。 「ピース・カルダン」で正しいのだろう。要するにパチもんだ。 |
| Right. | |
| Why is that / I suppose / change after | |
| you get awful sweaty, won't you, if you ... | |
| / "... I'm in South Wales." he says, | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just to give us some context. | |
| Thanks for that. | |
| Keep up the good work / from / "Hi, both," says __ __, "Don't knock longjohns." I don't think we did | よう、お二人さん / ももひきを馬鹿にしないでくれ。 |
| Well, I ... I was surprised that people ... anybody wore them. So, I, sort of ... | 馬鹿になんかしてないよ。ただ、実際はく人がいるとは知らなかったので、びっくりしただけだよ。 |
| __ __ apparently, 14% higher in London or something | |
| Yeah. | |
| something like that. ... "Don't knock longjohns. They're brilliant, especially during the winter ... | |
| Yeah. I know. I get it. | |
| We get that __. And you can get very trendy ones these days with all different patterns. | カラーやガラも豊富。 |
| Can you? | ほんと？ |
| He ruins it / end / my local supermarket / you know. Come on. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Huh? You're never gonna get the finest underwear hoisery from a local supermarket, __ you? | |
| Probably not. | |
| This is from Andy in Nailsea in North Somerset. ... Huh ... "What are men who live ..." ...This is an interesting addition to our feature ... pants. | |
| Huh huh. | |
| What are men who live in places in Wales with "pant" in the name? E.g., __. What are they wearing under their trousers? I've been keen to know. | |
| Right. | |
| Can anyone in these places / let us know." says Andy __ ... __, that is an interesting ... an interesting, uh, little development on the feature. | "というわけで、ウェールズのパントXXX に住んでいる皆さん、あなたたちはどういうパンツをはいているのですか？ " |
| Yeah. Thanks for throwing __ out as well for responses from people. | 知ってる人がいたら教えて、ってとこまで付け足してくれて、ありがとよ。(我々をさしおいてリスナーに呼びかけてくれてありがとう) |
| Yeah. So, if you ... if you are in Pant__, in __ __, what / wearing / | |
| Very strong. __ __ also promised three hat stories in this second half. | 後半は３つの帽子バナシをするって約束しちゃったんだよなあ。どうしよう。/ |
| Oh yeah. Do it now. ... Do the Stetson one now this is a little ... | 今やってよ。/ ステットソンバナシを |
| Well, the latest Stetson one is that, last week, I / John Cooper Clerk / who, uh, you know / punk, uh, poet, who, uh, ... not everybody knows Cooper Clerk, I have, uh, realized | 最新のステットソンバナシは |
| I've never seen him. | |
| I went to see him live. He's absolutely hilarious. __ really excellent. But when I went to the after-show party, I left my hat on his grand-piano in the after-show room. | |
| Yeah? Which hat? | そうなの？ どの帽子？ |
| It was a Stetson. | |
| Bring __ __ __ the story | |
| It was a replacement Stetson __ after the first one __ hit by a bus | 前のがバスに轢かれたから買い直したものだった。 |
| How ironic. | |
| Yeah. | |
| / did / back / end of the story / | |
| look after for you? | |
| So, the story was, you left a hat, someone picked it up, you got it back? | つまり、君が落とした帽子を誰かが拾って君に返したんだね。何てエキサイティングな話だ。 |
| Yeah. | |
| It's Good content. | |
| Not bad, is it? ... Yeah. But that is my fourth hat story of the day, mate. | 今日はこれで４つめだぞ。 |
| Yeah, but / that quality? Oh, no / bus / better than that. | |
| Hat story 1 was about me losing my favorite hat __ never seen it since the day I took it off to try on a different hat on Christmas day. | 帽子バナシその１は、クリスマスに別の帽子をかぶろうとしてお気に入りの帽子を脱いだらそのままなくした、というものだ。 |
| __ __ __ __ interesting, Rhod. | |
| That is ... that is interesting. If you take a hat off in your house and you never see it again. | 面白いだろ？ 自宅で帽子を脱いでなくしたんだぞ？ 面白いだろ？ |
| It's not, really. 'Cause / as you explain / amongst / black sack / | |
| That's a theory. That's just a theory, mate. | それは一つの仮説に過ぎない。 |
| Well, that's obviously what happened. | |
| It's not. Ultimately | |
| / disappearing hat / Paul Daniel's concert / disappearing / that's an interesting story. ... Hat story #2: My hat got hit by a bus. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's it. | |
| / why / | |
| that story / | |
| Righ. Hat story #3: / it / under a train | |
| Yeah. | |
| / weeks after / hit by a bus. | バスにひかれた __ 週間後に電車にひかれた |
| Good story. | |
| interesting. ... Hat 4: I left it somewhere / got it back / | |
| Can you pull this back? / a bit of / story / bound to be diminishing return on these | |
| what if the other three | |
| / I would never have given that one up first. | |
| you wouldn't have opened without it, would you? | |
| Let's do __ __ ... let's rank them. | ランク付けをしよう。 |
| All right. | しよう。 |
| Christmas hat: #1. | No. 1 クリスマス・ハット、第１位。 |
| No, no. Bus. | バスのやつのほうがいいよ。 |
| Oh yeah. Bus hat. | |
| No.1. | |
| Bus hat, Christmas hat, | |
| enthusiastic | |
| Bus hat, Christmas Hat, Train Hat, uh ... John-Cooper-Clerk-gig-left hat is definitely, uh, #4. | これは絶対に第４位だ。 |
| Yeah | |
| / got it back / OK. So, why / the only interesting thing about that / context / John Cooper Clerk / probably recognize / his voice from the / chips for tea / most easily." that kind of ... | 面白いとこはジョン・クーパーが絡んでるってことだけだ。 |
| Yeah, | |
| that kind of, uh, ... uh, poetry stuff, you know / sometimes / hear from adverts, sometimes not / go see him if you get chance. Just don't leave your hat there. That's my advice / I level with you. Hat Story No. 5 ... | |
| here we go | |
| / Oh, god / no / | |
| Hit us with it | |
| It's so good I'm gonna save it. | 良すぎて勿体ないからまだ話さない。 |
| Oh, no, mate. You'd better off going with the zone / say / | 今してよ。せっかく帽子バナシで盛り上がってるんだから。/ |
| but that's why / don't set / for later. / | 実は、しょーもない話なんだ。/ なら、後までとっとかないほうがいいよ。早めに済ませたほうが。/ |
| __ got one. | 実は、無いんだ。 |
| Oh, I see. | |
| It's so good I'm gonna save it for later. | えー、良すぎて勿体ないので後で話す。 |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Let's keep everyone listening. | |
| Yeah. | |
| / coming up / show, Hat Story #5. | |
| That's it. | そういうことで。 |
| *************************************************** | |
| Hat story. This is from Calvin in __. He's back. | 帽子バナシ |
| Here we go. | |
| Hat story. "My __ Ritchie / from / music shop / | |
| It's a good start. | |
| had a Stetson." Stetson ... / three of my stories about Stetsons. | |
| Huh. | |
| / one / admittedly. " ... it was grabbed by a cockatoo / Stetson | |
| really good story. | |
| ... piercing the brim. ... Later that summer, it was run over by a d__ / says __ __ | しかも、その夏、その後 / |
| Wow. | |
| What is it about Stetsons? | なぜステットソンに限ってこんなことが起こるんだろう？ |
| Maybe they just blow off a lot 'cause they are big. | 大きいから風に飛ばされやすいんじゃないか。 |
| / didn't / like / grabbed by a cocka__, pierced its brim. | |
| Yeah? | |
| Things you do that annoy yourself, Here we go, from __ / Here we go. We're in. "I have a terrible habit of holding one hand in air" | 「自分でムカつく自分の行動」コーナー。 |
| ... OK. | |
| There must be more to this, mustn't it? ... I read past the comma, shall I? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I've a terrible habit of holding one hand in the air like a slightly less-flamboyant Ainsley Harriott" | |
| ... OK. | |
| Does he hold one hand in the air | |
| picture this at the moment. | |
| Well, at the moment / I can see __ __ __ __ __ like a mechanical b__? That's the only reason / holding __ __ left hand / in the air / possibly ... possibly with a Stetson in it, if I'm honest ... Anyway, | |
| Huh, | |
| She has a terrible habit of holding one hand in the air. | |
| Oh, dear. | |
| like a slightly less-flamboyant Ainsley Harriott, while I'm doing something with the other hand," ... Huh. This is interesting. | |
| Yeah? | |
| When she's doing something with, uh, with one of her hands, | |
| Yes, | |
| that requires concentration, | |
| Yeah, | |
| e.g. ... she says, ... "pouring a drink." | 飲み物を注ぐときとか。 |
| I get it. | なるほどね。 |
| So, she's pouring a drink with her right hand / left hand up into the air. | |
| Wow. That is an unusual habit. | |
| That is weird. | |
| Hmm. | |
| She says "It can be embarrassing". | |
| Yeah. I'm sure it can. | |
| I'm sure it can / we don't wanna go down that | |
| No. / quite embarrassing. / | |
| What? / concentrate, your / the other hand automatically, sort of, goes up in the ... | |
| Isn't that funny? | ヘンじゃない？ |
| That is funny. ... This is from __ __ __ West. | ヘンだよ。 |
| OK. | |
| I was walking my dog when a rogue b__ savagely ripped my beanie from my head ... I've heard about that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I've heard that. In fact, not only I've heard that, it's been televised. ... Oh, story #5. I was doing the farmer Work Experience / with my brown beanie on, | 聞いたような話だな。つーかテレビでやってた。そうそう、逸話その５。ワーク・エクスペリエンスで農夫をやったとき、ビーニーをかぶっていた。 |
| Yeah? | |
| And I / caught | それは __ に巻き込まれてダメになった。 |
| / wow | |
| / back in the game. B___! Five hat stories. | 帽子バナシ復活！ どうだ！ これで帽子バナシ５つだ。 |
| lucky you remember that. | 思い出せてよかったね。/ 鉄板話。 |
| that one. Yeah. "... savagely ripped my beanie from my head / After confronting the m__ __ / I retrieved my hat / says / rock-solid story there, ... from Will ... Thanks, Will. ... Any other __ __ Is that your #1 Hat Story? Or do we / from five / do you want a new hat story / | |
| Is that the right answer? | ええと、お願いします。... って言っちゃっていいのかな？ |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes, please. | |
| Do you want a new hat story? | |
| Yes, please. | |
| Hello, Rhod. This is N__ Jones again." | ... お久しぶりでございます |
| Huh. ... ? | ああ、あのときの ... |
| I level with you. I can't remember Mrs. N__ Jones, can you? | 同感だ。おれも思い出せない。N__ ジョーンズって誰だ？ |
| No. | |
| but only on Radio Wales / start like that. "Hello, Rhod / you just don't get / anywhere else, do you, huh? If you're listening abroad, then __ this up, 'cause you don't get / kinda stuff anywhere else / I finished knitting Korky's hat" ... Here we are. Now you / a hat story / my head __ __ ? | |
| Yeah, but / think / moving on / making / trousers or something, or pants | ... |
| 34 inches. | |
| ****************************************** | |
| Rhod, RE your recent feature "First name into a band name." See? | |
| __ | |
| This is from / West / what / said / do it | |
| Well, / choice to make here. | |
| Let's not do it. | |
| Stick your guns. | |
| Stick my guns. Somebody in this life has to take a stand __ __ principles | |
| Do it now. | |
| And, if I'm the only one who does that, | |
| Yeah, | |
| ... then so be it. | |
| If you enjoyed that, why don't you listen to the whole show? Rhod Gilbert live on Saturday mornings, BBC Radio Wales, 11 till 1. |
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