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good / kicking this off with / this / live / little / little / Mr. / BBC / today, uh, / welcome / day / Saturday / happy new year / still / happy new year / there you go / haven’t / everyone / “What’s coming up?”, you are wondering / good point / floor / so / celebrity / might / quiz / might / plan / lined / newspaper / light / through / although / principle / looking / sport / take that with a pinch of salt / light / be / anyway / through / good at / and I enjoy / people / listening / music-wise / we’ve got __ funny old mix / that is / second half, we’ve got / heavily / how heavily / quite heavily edited. / Is it? / quite / mostly edited / have it / yeah / Animal Collective / Anita / Fall In Love / gone / joke / you should know, better than anyone, I don’t like jokes. / good / replaced / anyone / ever / similar sort of … uh … / theme / Voodoogroove / we’ve got / bit / bit of … uh … / that / you said / Oliver __ from N__. He / sort of regular contributor / ten years / ten listeners / what __ you expect / people who actually / involved / We don’t get / that much choice, mate / most / half / made up, probably / real / exists / sounds / does sound / reach / point / listener / sounds like / Oliver J__ / made-up name, Oliver, innit? / also / wasn’t Radio Wales-friendly, mate, wasn’t Radio Wales-friendly / great / now, listen, uh, / how about / move / __ M__
__ M__, Move On / live / tweet / text / tweet / text / innit / doing / ten / just / tenth anniversary / a couple of months ago, mate / ten years / rhod / know / do the last one / best version of those / trumpet / really bad note / anyway / should / out / during the / during that track / flicking / light-heartedly gambling / I / something / what have you got? / is there / yeah / because of __ cold / been ruined / because of storms, yeah / is it / anybody / got … uh … all sorts of … uh … other greens are available / let me / never / now / you’ve got / oh, god / run out / out / marathon / hit / got / p__ c__ / say / we’ve got / so many … um … / far east / get in touch / you know, the monk in … uh … / Japan / long-standing / listener / got / Chinese b__ / you’ve got b__ / oh, good grief / yeah / grief / stuff / who__ need s__? Innit? / used to say / I am gonna find anything / wretched paper / Yes No On The Spot for you to start / day / ok / who / be / Uh, you are being / transport minister / be / transport minister / I don’t know anything about him / you / Chris / he’s got / soft / tall / pressure / is / he recently knocked off / cyclist / bike / OK. So, / transport / a bit guilty / got it / he recently knocked / by opening / a cyclist / often do / uh … and / hit / door / flew off / sure / OK / company / details / still / bit / on your face / public stuff / as a result of that / hot / sort / you wore a hat / in the / some of __ … __ … chaos in … uh / this week / know / turn up / due to one thing or another, / Yeah, / you were seen / sort of / in a massive cloud of commut__s / wearing / slightly / bold head. / trying / sort of / coming through / sort of gates / just / was that just for warmth / know / low profile / 寒いから顔を隠してたの？ それとも恥ずかしかったから？ / I think / sort of / slightly / very / never had any hair. / I don’t know, mate. It’s a moot point / moot point / either way / imagine / keep / as a transport minister / few embarrassments / OK / OK. Got it. / in character / scene / in character. Yes Or No On The Spot – Chris G__ / should people / seen / yet / right / bloke this week / criticized / new car / like / across two spaces / on a line / either / taking up / parked bang in the middle / Yeah, / he said / people … uh … might scratch / some people __ up in arms / the car park was … / quick fire, this is / sorry / parking / seriously / transport minister / find this now, mate / somewhere / supermarket / that’s all right / I got it. / supermarket / yeah / right / yes or no / OK. / Should people be / allowed to do that / yes or no / two / No. Life imprisonment.
more / Welsh music / tonight / at seven / I should / radio / that / parking / during / you really went for it / hates / thing / very well / come / that’s the feature / previous / feature / can I be myself, then / oh, I see / no / what / or / being / anymore / transport minister / because / Yes Or No On The Spot. That is the nature of the feature / now / record / off / after / same one / You came down here today and you said, “I’m off to a record shop after.” and I said / We are off to the same one. / We are off to the same one in Carmarthen __ __ in Carmarthen, and you said, … um … you said that it’s been named one of the top ten in the G__ / … the G__ / whole country / ten vinyl record shops / This is why we are going. / __ not why I was going. I was going anyway but didn’t realize. / コーキーによると、そこはトップテンにはいるレコード屋らしい。/ そうそう、だからぼくらは今日そこに行くんだ。 / おれはどっちにしろ行こうと思っていたよ。/ Global vinyl record revenue of this year passed a billion dollars for the first time this century, / Yeah? / … a report says. / 40 million new and used disc sales / million pounds __ / __ I’ll tell you what. Isn’t it amazing? / Good, innit? / It is good. / Yeah. / I’m thoroughly … I’m thoroughly happy with being back __ __ vinyl __ __ __ I still enjoy the CD, mate, I’m telling you. / It’s very practical. You can’t put an LP in your car, so a CD is still practical. / __ very practical. Very practical. Well said. / On the other hand, the richness of sound is better __ vinyl / Abso(lutely) … on that note, uh, hold __ because I’m gonna do … uh … / I’m gonna / pile of papers / I / down for / pile of papers, mate. / Huh, __ __ great moment __ __ Rhod Gilbert show / __ __ __ __ easier way / ten-year-old bit of paper. / … Uh, no, this isn’t ten-year-old, mate. This __ __ from today / the frontest piece is at least ten years old / Yeah, the frontest piece is about ten years old. But this … uh … the … basically, on the top__ of the pile of the newspaper __ __ what __ __ whether __ __ quiz, whether it’s Play Your Price Right, whether this is / Yes No On The Spot, whether __ Celebrity Out Of Context Bingo, whatever / __ __ original Chimp Quiz / Uh … there’s original Chimp Quiz and so on. … Uh, look at this, it says here … / I bought … um … I bought … a … uh … pedometer this week / Huh. How __ you __ get__ on with it? / Do you know what? I’m … I’m all right, although I would … __ … I would a__ that it’s so inaccurate around the house that I would ignore it. / How come? / For example, this is … this is … uh … basically, it says, do ten thousand steps a day / Yeah / we’ve all heard / haven’t we? You know, I think … uh … whatever it is … World Health Organization, whatever it is, American F__ … __ NH__ … whatever __ __ advi__ __ ten thousand steps a day for __ sort of, very very basic kind of activity / Yeah / sensible / healthy … burn off __ calorie / Right. Exactly. Ten thousand steps a day. My … uh … my new … um … pedometer, should we call it? … / Yeah, / … uh … the wrist-based … uh … pedometer … well, put it like this: … resets __ __ midnight. So, at the end of the day / you / reach ten thousand / vibrate__ on your wrist / 一万歩に達すると振動する / hey, congratulations / OK, get a little pay off. / You get a little pay off, you know, a little bit of excitement, and then … uh … and then it resets at midnight. / OK. / I probably … now, a couple of nights ago, for the … I’ll give you an example. I … uh … I went to bed at ten to twelve, and then watched … um … ____ … other things are available, / Yeah, / … watched Dexter __ to about 2 o’clock in the morning / Huh huh, / OK? / switched / looked down at the pedometer / 400 steps. … I had not left the bed. / 歩数計はよ、真夜中にリセットされるんだよ。ゼロに。でも、朝起きてみたら、「400 歩」と表示されているんだ。おれはずっと寝てたぜ？ … 歩いてないぜ？ / Right. That was my next question. / そうそう、歩かなかったか、きこうと思ったんだ。 / I mean, __ … / You didn’t hang it anywhere at all? / Yeah. So, I’ve adjusted it. What I’ve done is, to compensate, I’ve changed my pedometer from “10000” target to / Right. / … __ to … uh … just to allow for the inaccuracy around the house … / 勝手に多く計数されるから、それを勘案して、目標値を 10000 歩から 12000 歩に補正した。 / Or a bed-walking? / … of … uh … yeah, __ bed-walking / I / it just does not seem to be / but once / I would / question / I bet you __ __ more questions than that. / No. / __ __ / Go on, then. / Are you sure you didn’t drop off the sleep and then went sleep-walking? / Uh … fairly sure, yeah. I mean, 400 steps is quite a lot of sleep-walking as well / 夢遊病で歩いていたにしたって、400 歩は多すぎる / I don’t know if it is that much of sleep-walking. / surely the / off / unless I took the laptop with me, unplugged it, and walked around, still within Wi-Fi range, / Yeah, __ … / … still watching it / It’s unlikely, innit? / It isn’t likely / more likely / that / my pedometer … wrist-based pedometer is inaccurate / それより、歩数計が不正確だったことのほうが、よほど信ぴょう性がある。 / where did you put it down / I don’t know / listen, I have bought a 4.99 pedometer. Do you know what I did with it? / No. / Chucked … chucked in the bin. I __ bought / Chucked in the bin? / I’ve chucked about eight pedometers in the bin, / Right. / and I … because, every time, I thought, “Pay a little bit more. Perhaps this one will work.” All of them, absolute rubbish. / Really? / Rubbish. / Huh. / Rubbish. / もう少し高いものなら使い物になるだろう、と思って、だんだんと高い歩数計に買い換えていったんだが … / You know what … / literally / loads / everybody out there / know / talking about / you’ve gotta … you make a cup of tea / look at that. I / you can take literally two steps, look down, and it’ll say 14. / だってよ、２歩歩いたらだよ、俺は今確かに２歩いた、と思いながらだよ、歩数計を見たら、「14 歩」と表示されているんだ。 ちょっとお茶をいれるために２、３歩歩いたら、いきなり 14 歩だ。/ Oh, really? / Rubbish. / That is rubbish / this is better / not that I’m condoning it / not that I’m advertising it / others … others are available / probably better. There you go. __ __ … / __ I’d like to make a suggestion / as well / Huh. Go on. / You know / the spirit of / CD / kind of going back to the future / yeah / why don’t you / pedometer things and just take a little pencil __ with you / and a pad / and count your own steps? Can’t go wrong. / __ I have better things to do, mate, than walking around the street and go, “8047, 8048, 8049, … / CD からレコードへ戻る精神に共感してるんだろ？ 紙と鉛筆で歩数を記録すれば？ それなら間違えようがない。/ そこまでヒマじゃない / It’s boring. / Your complaint was that it wasn’t accurate / you wouldn’t add extra steps to your pad when you / watching Dexter, would you, Rhod? / be more accurate / be more accurate / sit there __ __ pad and paper while / watching / other things are available / next to it / do that / Many of us struggle to find time to exercise / it says here in the D__ M__ today / finding it more and more __ that situation / but __ __ good news / doing short / exercise / makes you fitter than __ __ longer routines / I’m very glad to hear this / three minutes a day / __ __ __, isn’t there? / I’m trying to do seven. / Huh. / Not every day. __ __ ridiculous / Yeah. What / doing? / like, you s__t on the spot for 30 seconds, which is … / Yeah, / … which is … I would … which is worse than death. I__ still … I can’t do it / I’ve still never managed / by the end … by the last ten seconds, really, to be honest with you, / Yeah, / but that’s not __ __ __ __ physically able. That’s just / you just can’t be bothered / I can’t, no, / your … your focus of concentration is so short you can’t even get __ / __ __ of exercise, mate / you can’t / so, there we are / but / must / boredom then / have to sit against the wall without a chair / Oh, like __ … like … like / __ yeah, 30 seconds against the wall / static squat / I can do that / What’s the matter with running then? / I can’t / OK / Do you wanna give it a go? / Uh, … anyway, I kept my … uh … my … my heart-rate monitor on last night while I did it. / at my absolute peak … / Yeah, / … of my seven minutes intense exercise, in which I was … I was as exhausted as I’ve ever / ready for bed after / ready to sleep / so deprived / my heart was coming out of my nose / Yeah / I was … I was … I can’t describe / metallic blood taste / metallic blood taste in the back / like / bit / in __ __ / I was in agony / Hmm / even / up to / heart rate wasn’t even in __ __ the activity zone. / Right. / Unbelievable. / Are you sure you’ve got one of those watches on? / It was right there, mate __ __ / 5000 steps today / Oh yeah? / studio / out / five thousand steps. … I did take very small step__. I was on tipp__toes / 今日はほんの二百メートルほど歩ただけなのに、すでに 5000歩だぜ。俺の歩幅はどれだけ小さいんだ？/ 5 / it says / don’t move anywhere / now / 5017 / Here you go. __ __ __ job well done. Let’s have some music. Um … We __ __ __ / Shake It Out
uk / next / if / second / probably / Oliver / yeah / should / shake / coming up … next / bit of / Hi Rhod / long-time listener / down / down under from Australia / originally from South Africa / Hmm / interest / as to the time of birth / your morning/evening-person status / Um … yeah, last week, Little Lloyd Langford and I were talking … there was a paper / about the time / day / morning / you should be a morning person / you should be a night owl / yeah / I / theory / Lloyd / when were you born … uh … / born in the morning, 6 A.M. / Huh. You are quite a morning person / I am quite a morning person / probably be a … an example of it / you are an example of it / this is from C__ in … uh … Australia / be careful / name / across the following article / p__ your interest / um / look at __. It’s a riddle / it’s riddle, Korkey, / OK. / a health center in America has confused people by posting a riddle to announce the birth of newborn twins. Cape __ Healthcare posted a photograph of Emily and S__ Perterson with their new twin babies. / Right. / In the caption, / riddle of the day / said / Samuel was born first but its twin brother, __, is older. How is that possible? / That’s the riddle, Korkey. There we are. Riddle of the day. / new feature / Huh, that’s really good / well / pretty easy, innit? … I suppose / say it again / I inadvertently looked down / say it again, please. / in about seconds / Samuel / probably / 多分、見なくてもすぐにわかった / Oh, really? / probably / probably / Samuel was born first, but his twin brother. … How is that possible? / Come on / Samuel / pull over / legal to do so / is older / riddle / Korkey. Come on, now. Think. Pull over / safe and legal to do so / play along at home / reckon / text, yeah. / twin brother is older / that’s what I keep saying. Yes. / I __ trying to / say that out loud / I c__ see / brain / I don’t know / I’m quite confused / as vacant / you are sitting there as happily / a cow chewing / in the field / aren’t you? / good example / I’m not happy / all right / no / not even / confused, ‘cause ‘confused’ / suggest that the brain is active / Yeah. True. / cow / sit literally just getting on with it. / He / probably / more engaged / or she / yeah, she or he, of course. Cows can be he or she. … Samuel was born first / twin brother __ __ … Come on. It’s so obvious / give us a clue / once the answer is revealed / people __ __ __ story / says / in the paper / just __ __ people in touch / it’s so obvious / Is it? / Yeah. / feel a bit cheated / Well, I / embarrassed / will I? / and a bit cheated, though / will I have / satisfaction of going, “Huh. That’s good.” ? / not as embarrassed as __ __ should be / on twitter. He says … uh … / hello / @rhodgilbertshow / he says / you know, every now and again we go, ” / Is this the saddest corresponden__ / we’ve ever had / certainly saddest / of the day / so far / 2017 / it’s early days, but / sad / loser of the week / is / ballpark of Loser Of The Week / we haven’t run that for ages. / Uh … no, / そうだな / having now / have you ever / pronouncing English words with double ‘l’s / Welsh / It’s great fun. / says / examples here, / which, if we / you try it, Korkey, try / see how much fun you have. / What’s the first one? / yeah / __ / We are nearly at the end of the fun now. / way through / hang on, don’t … / don’t judge __ before you finish / last / yeah / a lot of fun to be / pull / if you wanna play along at home / __ quite enjoyed that / more / doing nothing / that riddle. / Yeah. … Have you worked out / riddle / No. Say it again, please. / __ … / Samuel was born first / twin brother / older / came out first, so, he popped out first / brother came / after / and / brother is older than / came / first / I know you are … I know you are / trying to see / that’s what I’m doing / that does not make sense, does it, because / come out first / by definition / yeah / I think … I think / get / think like that / OK. So, if he came out first, / So, it’s about the concept of age / it is / was his brother conceived first, so he became / mini baby fetus / that is a very very very good answer. / Thanks. / But it’s not … it’s not the answer that I’m looking for / but that’s a very interesting idea, that / where does age start? / I mean, possibly c__ for this show / この番組で扱うには深刻すぎる / did / when do we __ become / lined up to pop out first / and, at the last minute / you know / people / like / queue-jump / did his brother queue-jump / 割り込み、横入り / first / due to go out first / H__, mate. There is … there is no … In the womb, there is no … like … uh … / quite / hang on a minute, we’ve gotta / keep circling … keep circling in the womb, please. We’re gonna bring your brother first. / might be / might be a pushy little b__r / quite __ __ and passive / traffic control / Huh, OK / first / one __ conceived before the other / is … uh … but I / into / very hard to prove … uh … which / conceived first / kind of grew up first / visibly … a little fetus / more developed / last minute / Good answer, not right / not correct / not right / good start / really good start / いや、すばらしい始まりだ。疲れたろう。もう帰っていいよ。 / listeners are getting involved, apparently, so / shall we? / in a minute / Paul / got some / and then I / quite / more interesting / I thought / that’s because of … this / say, “Yes, obviously.” / OK. Well, let’s / music / be / Man Who Sold The World.
expect / kick / we / no / Two people have said, they have an older set of twin brothers / two sets of twins / the riddle / set of twins / born / Samuel’s born first, / Yeah, / but his brother is older / people / probably / good answer, though / really / riddle, that, is it? / different / it’s not a new story / time / new story, that / clue / because / new story / Absolutely. / Hmm. / Huh? / newspaper / “Older” is a very odd name / cause I said / Samuel was born first / is the … uh … second / riddle, innit? / sort of … uh … / tell / enough to read them. / yeah, that’s true. … No, / I imagine / people / got it straight away / like I did. Yeah. / You can’t claim that. / No, / really __y, / Yeah, / … imagining how you might have responded / big enough to admit / 少なくとも、おれは潔く認めたぞ。見たってことを。 / read / it’s very hard to know / well done, Rhod Gilbert / now / Rhod / now then / NASA needs your help. Right? This / brand-new / story / that made me laugh a little bit inside … ‘cause / microphone / I mean, normally, when / show in my house / if / we have two microphone stands / if we have a third person / we / mug tree / g__-taped to it / house / you’d expect that in __ house, innit? / like this / quite a modern studio, up to date / expect / microphone to be __taped / no / stand. … Anyway, um … NASA / news recently / throw / a bit of creative engagement by the listeners / NASA / basically / personally / OK. / you know, space suits, / Yes. / uh … / in space / it says / uh / this is interesting / I didn’t know that / interesting / It’s like G__ in __ early days. … There is no toilets. Uh … it says, … / same reason__ / sounds like a riddle / astronaut / sounds like a c__ joke, Christmas c__ joke. / Yeah, it sounds / pun, isn’t there? / think / maybe we should … maybe we should throw that out. / Great. / Christmas c__ joke / I know it’s not really timely / 時季外れですが / go to / good Christmas c__ joke / other / genuine problem of / how / go to the toilet, because NASA have … they’ve / adult nappies in the past, / Yeah. / … under the space suit / Ages ago. / previously relied on adult nappies __ __ wearing their … uh … suits. Um … it says __ temporary solution / yeah / That’s nappy is, generally, mate / That’s … that’s the concept of __ nappies / おむつって、もともとそういうものだよね。定義として。 / Nobody ever says, “Hey, I’ve solved / for __ entire lifetime / It’s nappies / It’s nappies / two days later / I’m not sure __ __ __ __ take the nappies off. / we are ready to go out now. / seriously / Listen, / NASA is sponsering / a space poop challenge / seeking __ public’s help to devise an in-suit waste management system … that … so that astronauts / what do you mean? / they’ve managed to invent space travel, / Yeah, / uh … suits to actually survive in / oxygen levels / what they are really stuck on / is / astronaut goes to the toilet / BBC Radio Wales’ Listeners Out / one of these things / else / stay with us / keep listening to me / I’m on iplayer / radio / medium wave / on fm / north / but, in southeast Wales now, it’s / champion / Simon D__. … Right, that’s that done / still / if you are not / you are enjoying / Simon / good on you / they / on the moon / every time / anyway / NASA is offering / prize / BBC / さて、うちは BBC なんで、いいアイデアを出してもらっても賞金とかをあげるわけにはいかないんだが、 / NASA / answer __ most promising … um … answer / But they’ve solved this problem. / How? / on it / you’ve seen / going / toilet / said / What is it called? … Hey, what __ you call / documentary / toilet in space / Christmas c__ j__ please / something to do with / by any chance / it wasn’t all about going / about space, mate / yeah, yeah / other space stuff / answer then? / tube / back of __ bus … __ spacecraft / bus? … Why don’t they just have a bus on the moon and / bus / Well, exactly. __ I don’t see what the problem is. / how can it be so difficult / to work this out / back / really low ceiling / rise / float / what about some straps like a roller__ / tube / mild, gentle suction / ぼろっちい掃除機をもってきて、その弱い吸引力を利用して … / just get a really really rubbish vacuum cleaner and just / suction / never f__ the toilet / never do that. / That’s right / loo in space / __ / and then, you know / somebody / comes / down over your head / in place / oh yeah / shoulder bars / somebody who works there permanently / hopefully __ __ __ pencil m__ / Huh huh, / in my mind, and he / down / outside / comes in / Why not? / Yeah. / Does he have a little … uh … ashtray / put a little coin / smoking space, mate / train toilets, never mind space toilets / 電車のトイレでもできないんだ。宇宙トイレでできるわけがないだろ。 / uh / I should say / up for grab __ / you / better than that / quite good / pretty much __ / Lunch Club / toilet / Oh yeah / text / heavily-edited / f__ news, weather, travel, all / important / be back / five minutes. See you then.
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very quick / 44 / for / nerds / welcome back to … uh … / or / one of my / reliably informed / please find below / selection of songs / make fun of and then not play / also / any chance / chimp / … Come on, / What? / … Oliver, / for a year / He might have. / done / exhausted __, mate / enough / whole / three quizes / of course / three quizes / lucky / three / two, maximum. / chimp / David A__ / Yeah / I’ve been studying / spare / brain / full of chimp facts and no outlet / says Oliver J__ / uh / My wife is … / I’ll tell you what, Oliver / you can send / fact sheet / I will do a new chimp quiz / write your own Chimp Quiz / I will do it, Oliver / sick of hearing / male / hang on a minute / I’d better not read / mini chimp quize / No. I don’t / mini / quizzes / that’s policy, is it? / what / say / improvise / I don’t do / no one saw you / I don’t do mini quizzes / I know / the title / feature / may say ‘all’ / two / My wife is sick of hearing that male chimps are something / tell / might come to … uh … / the first chimp in the / called / hope you’re all well / in N__ / then / chosen / D__ P__ / Paul Simon / why not / once I’ve got rid of / __ __ different reasons / couple of / who / which __ one / Huh, I like that one. / Do you? / Yeah. / good impression / Talking of … uh … talking of __ __ / I … can I just go on record and say … um … as a lover of music, I can’t stand this … uh … this modern obsession / modern R&B/ now / everything now / everything now is … everything now is / that kind of auto__ / yeah, absolutely / from / to __ Radio 1 / thing / so out of touch / Go / listen to the chart / struggle, mate / I know … I know it comes to / generation / happens to us all / struggle / Will it be painful? / You will struggle. … Uh … / just / think / just think / God, I’m old / old / is this what kids are listening to? / a lot of it / a lot of it / what / talking about / uh … quiz. / yeah / forgot / where are my slippers? Bring my pipe. / メガネはどこ？ / hang on / this point, normally / producer / radio … radio silence __ he can’t remember it / 普通はプロデューサーが耳打ちしてくれるんだが、彼も忘れたらしい。 / Oh. Right. I got it. I’ve got / remarkably / plucked / mind / what is it / yes / and / autotune / that sort / record / the mode / fashion / autotune / made me think of / technology / other … other … um … pedometer things are available / this week / made me think of that / somebody … Clint Edwards / who / regular co-host on this show / that / one of those / somebody / Clint Edwards, who / regular / told me that Tom P__ hosts / I think / host / could be wrong / um / BBC Radio Wales / he’s got one of these new … uh … I think others are available / one of those ones where you … uh … / computer / name / on your phone / device in your house / Apologies if all / know / all / found / this year or __ __ end of last year / these devices / kitchen / and he goes … uh … he talks to it. I can’t remember / __ name / or something / got / yes, you talk to it / say … uh … / Oh god. / A__, what’s the weather like today? / 機械に話しかけてやがるんだよ。/ apparently / producer / apparently / got one for his wife / so, there you go / explained it to me / sit around / Tom P__ / flat / say / do I need to take / put a jacket on today? / voice / No, Tom, you don’t / weather / is going to be 14 degrees / need / Wow ! The future has arrived / Right. / he / should go / Certainly, Tom. What temperature / 21 degrees / say / sorted / actually linked up to the … / what’s on telly / BBC 1 / The BBC 1 listing are, __ __ Show / internet / turn / point / future / it’s the internet, it’s the future, / OK / kind of __ weird and amazing / all at the same time / new year / with Clint Edwards, Lloyd Langford / few / invited / You didn’t turn up / A__, where is Chris Corcoran? / bothered / s__gs you off / previous / plan / know that / sure 100% / anyway / I thought … they … / I said / do this / yeah, yeah, it’s amazing / got / phone / what do you mean / what phone / got / iPhone 5. Others are available / into it that much / a few years behind / phone / phone. Try it / phone / even on. So, they put it on / this thing on my phone / Yeah, / now / ask / so, I / sat in a pub, I said, “__, who is Lloyd Langford? / Yeah / said it / knows me / anyway, it came back and it said / I said / who / is / four-letter word / that / response / about that. It just said / I said / came / is / word that I can’t repeat. / No. / And then I said again, “Who is Lloyd Langford?” And it said, ” / the weather / is / entire experience / whole thing / is / the weirdest thing / would you / Unbelievable. / unbelievable / it’s that bad / They’re way more accurate than that, though. / wrong / swear / that’s exactly / word to word / the weather / I was gonna say / positive, isn’t it? / automated / unbelievable / anyway / I’m sure / Paul / anyway / listen to this. Listen to this. / Huh huh, / on that subject / paper / a US TV station / these people sat in their house__ / Amazon Echo thing / said / the news came on / on the news / talking about a doll’s house / and / all of a sudden / Oh, no. / __ __ sat in a room / somebody talking about / things off / between __ human and __ TV / I mean / complications / and everything / joyful, innit? / US TV station / inundated with complaints / presenter / over the internet / ドールハウスを勝手に注文してしまって / managed / tin of biscuits. / … I love it when technology goes wrong / going / beat my … uh … / Lloyd Langford / beat that / さあ、お題は「役立たずのテクノロジー」。「ロイドラングフォードとは誰ですか？」「天気はロイドラングフォードです」に勝てるかな？ / Rhod / back to the heavily-edited listener playlist of Oliver J__ in N__ / in fact / right / sorry / what a classic / J__ / thanks for choosing this.
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no need to apologize / The future is here, the future is here, kids / so surreal / more positive news / me to / Wikipedia page / front / Lloyd / who is now a comedian / the levels … __ layers of / onion confusion / wonderful / where / what’s happening / riddle on the go / this / Look / some twins / recently / but his brother is older / that’s the riddle / name / the other one / no / that’s it / D__ in Carmarthen / uh / so, the riddle is, Samuel / how / got it right / similar ballpark / what’s this / Samuel was originally named ‘Born’ / first / born, so he’s older / delivered first / stuck / the way out / from / born, technically / I love the amount / thought__ / on both counts / written / so / thanks /
they are each other’s twins. It’s not / knocking about / other / already / to the family / no / good logic / happy new year / bring that / we’ve had __ __ now / uh / even / not gonna read it out / now, these people / in the right ballpark / OK / They’re in the right ballpark / second on the / first birthday after one year / four years / before / right sort of / good logic / of logic, really, because / notion of / time / age / got it right there / now then, we also said … we also said / that / NASA / for anyone /
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Entertainment-wise / my husband and I __ __ __ C__ eating dinner / … Uh … I don’t know why that’s so funny / nor do I / B__ / set up in a __ window / eating dinner / OK / Uh … / as we / we joked / how / supposedly locals / how we’d act / cool / during our time there / exact moment / with his nose pressed up against the window. … His nose was literally pressed against / to / eyes / __ __ people / it seemed so ridiculous / amid conversation / J__ / we both stared back in shock / in J__ __’s face / needless to say / didn’t have a drink / decided against having a drink in that particular pub and left / I don’t / though / talking / A few years ago, I went / Cuba / there / over new year’s eve / the most famous hotel / coming towards / this huge guy __ __ H__ shirt / huge belt / around his neck / is such a __ thing to do, classic __ action, right? So, / huge / guy / with medals around his neck / OK / my mother turned / “Who do you think he is?” / to which my brother replied, / “Mike T__.” … That’s such a classic / is / from, uh, / not out of context at all / doesn’t seem to be / anyway, I’ll tell you what / one more / Let’s have one more / here is my entry. Uh … / This / incident / took place in the mid 70’s in __ p__ village / somewhat amusingly / I was still at school at the time / most / my favorite / 45 rpm records / anyway / getting / near lunch time / dire need of a pie. / Hmm. / I like the way you / from M__ in P__ / I like / I get … I get / I get that feeling / um / so, I ventured into a / s small g__ / street / nice detail, thank you. / on offer / kidney / very well written, this / even though / like / hang on, is this / bingo / why are we __ing around / contents of your pie, mate? / I / m__ / choice / even though I didn’t like kidney / walked along / buy another pie? / good question, Korkey. / Thanks. / I mean, who seriously buys / and then / walking down the street / 50% of it / you / not enjoy / quite a dominant flavor as well, kidney / very distinct sort of texture as well / that / know exactly know what / on / spit / obviously totally ac … unacceptable nowadays / says / to spit out kidney / 70’s / all right / it? / all sorts of things / get away with / talking about / spit / craze at the time / talking / back to the old days of kidney-spitting. / uh / I __ to the counter / down / who should be / none other than B__ H__ / Have a guess at what he was buying / this is not out of context / at all. 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room / last year / she sang / I mean / your friend, apparently / bell / before I head off to work / she sang / I’m trying / more to that / think / just / Yeah. / Thanks __ for that / whole internet/WiFi / connectivity between / phone / among other things / called / internet __ things / says … uh … / thanks for getting in touch. / good work / been in touch / says / where / donkey quiz / you promised. Never mind Chimp Quiz / terrible / quite / I know / funny / sorts of / donkeys are funny, aren’t they, intrinsically / last week / piece of paper / on the hoof / no pun intended / I … uh … compiled / during / lost the bit of paper / again / said / so, that’s … uh … / What a shame ! / gone, I’m afraid / tokyo / one and only / Chris / one and only / show / during Ear Quiz / happen / remember / either / quiz / nature / chimp quiz / similar nature / good / you being / own / 19
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